you want jinx involved in that? alina is being manipulated by the house, something that's happened to all of us. spike is lying by choice. if anyone deserves their head bashed in it's him and i should be the one to do it.
you want to bash his head in because — why? he married the girl you keep denying you're in love with? great, sanji. sorry she's off the market. again. that must be really hard for you. i'm not saying the marriage isn't fishy, but i am saying if you're upset about it, maybe you should look a little closer at why before you come to me asking to do something for you. me. your girlfriend, if you forgot.
that's not why at all. i didn't want to kill him until he started lying about having trysts with you in the woods. he's saying horrible things about you where everyone can see it. why wouldn't i be upset about someone spreading lies about my girlfriend?
what the hell did he do to you that made you bite him? well. i guess i'm just as into spike as you're into alina, because i'm going to kick his shitty ass. he thinks he's your lighthouse or some other shitty nonsense shit.
did other people run into me? yeah. should i tell you about every person i talk to now? do you want a list of all the places i've been? yesterday the guy at the coffee spot smiled at me. you wanna kill him too?
a part of me does, yes. what gives him the right to do that? no one wants to see his shitty smiles. spike is the bad guy here. he attacked you in the woods first, now he's spreading lies about how you and him did a lot more than just bite. why can't we encourage jinx to blow his head off? i'll be right beside her.
where did i say he attacked me? if anything i attacked him. and ill kick his ass for lying, that’s not in question but — why can’t we manipulate jinx into killing a guy she’s friends with? well, let’s count them off
1. it’s fucked up. beyond fucked up 2. alina deserves whatever’s coming to her. she’s been awful to me. you know it. you just conveniently forget whenever someone calls her out on it 3. who’s going to wash my dishes if spike is gone?
spike has been here for a total of ten seconds and you would choose him over all of us? he's been awful to me. and he's been awful to you. that's reason enough. i would wash dishes for you for the rest of my life but if you'd rather he do it, that's fine too.
it was part of the game. he didn’t even bite me back
you’re overlooking the fact that he’s jinx’s friend. last i checked you liked jinx. unless you’re choosing alina over her, too. how has he been awful to you?
you’re the chef. you don’t wash dishes unless i’m mad at you, so actually yeah, go ahead and wash some dishes
jinx wouldn't want a shithead like that. when spike says awful things about you to me. that's how.
nami. i love you. but that's not how a restaurant works when half of your employees have the shittiest work ethic i've ever seen in my life. i wash dishes every day already. i'm happy to.
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you have to talk her out of it.
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spike is spreading lies about you two on the network.
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i'm not saying the marriage isn't fishy, but i am saying if you're upset about it, maybe you should look a little closer at why before you come to me asking to do something for you. me. your girlfriend, if you forgot.
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why wouldn't i be upset about someone spreading lies about my girlfriend?
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he's just trying to get a rise out of you. probably because you're so into his new wife.
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well. i guess i'm just as into spike as you're into alina, because i'm going to kick his shitty ass. he thinks he's your lighthouse or some other shitty nonsense shit.
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so i should kick alina's ass too?
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did other people run into me? yeah.
should i tell you about every person i talk to now? do you want a list of all the places i've been? yesterday the guy at the coffee spot smiled at me. you wanna kill him too?
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spike is the bad guy here. he attacked you in the woods first, now he's spreading lies about how you and him
did a lot more than just bite.
why can't we encourage jinx to blow his head off? i'll be right beside her.
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but — why can’t we manipulate jinx into killing a guy she’s friends with? well, let’s count them off
1. it’s fucked up. beyond fucked up
2. alina deserves whatever’s coming to her. she’s been awful to me. you know it. you just conveniently forget whenever someone calls her out on it
3. who’s going to wash my dishes if spike is gone?
happy?
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spike has been here for a total of ten seconds and you would choose him over all of us?
he's been awful to me. and he's been awful to you. that's reason enough.
i would wash dishes for you for the rest of my life but if you'd rather he do it, that's fine too.
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you’re overlooking the fact that he’s jinx’s friend. last i checked you liked jinx. unless you’re choosing alina over her, too.
how has he been awful to you?
you’re the chef. you don’t wash dishes unless i’m mad at you, so actually yeah, go ahead and wash some dishes
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jinx wouldn't want a shithead like that.
when spike says awful things about you to me. that's how.
nami. i love you. but that's not how a restaurant works when half of your employees have the shittiest work ethic i've ever seen in my life. i wash dishes every day already. i'm happy to.
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( mainsplaining restaurants to her. again. her favorite. double dish washing now. )
you know what?
i will try to convince jinx not to kill alina. try. and in exchange?
you never talk to alina again. there’s the deal.
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i won't talk to her again.
thank you, nami. ♥