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then how am i supposed to rob you i don't know, maybe? people get hot over weird stuff sometimes. maybe shanks just likes clowns.

you can't have my hat. anything else is fair game, if you can get close enough. i have other things than a wallet.

like this bag of chips.

there's loads of clowns out there why'd it have to be that one? maybe he's normal looking under all that makeup.

i don’t want to steal a bag of chips. i want something good. keep looking. i kinda assumed the make up was attached like the nose i guess we could ask shanks.

( possibly nami owes him one session of listening to his forlorn clown romance story since he saved her or whatever )

just these chips. nothing else in my pockets unless you're gonna steal my butt.

wait. you think that nose comes off?
feel like my world just tilted.
not sure about asking shanks, what if he only has nice things to say?

i’m not sure how i’ll pull that one off to be honest no he was way too sensitive about his nose for it to just come off you’re right we should never ever ask shanks maybe he’ll find someone new to be weird about

can't wait to see you try :)

yeah, i won't lie, i'm a little curious about it.
he might get all romantic about it, i don't want the images in my head.
oh no they're there. i need to think about something else quick. steaks. burgers. bacon. so much bacon.
did you see how long buggy's hair was? must be a nightmare.

( — aha? )

don’t flirt with me if you don’t mean it luffy okay but is the gross part shanks or buggy i don’t know. they’re both

( tall. big, like zoro. handsome. probably super strong )

UGH NO

still can't wait to see you try :)

(See, Luffy would have said something else about flirting but Nami has now set them upon a journey they never wanted. Of thinking about Shanks and Buggy in less respectable terms....)

THANKS FOR THAT.
you weren't there, you didn't see booger without his coat. (Those arms. Stop.) gross, all gross. we need to find the sea so i can throw myself into it.