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INTRODUCTION π΄ββ οΈ
Despite any outward appearance, DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES is a fine dining establishment with a piracy theme. Enter through the Snail Shell door and be greeted by a wooden bar and restaurant, baked in ambience as if you're traveling on the high seas and stopped for an luxury meal and expertly made cocktail. The menu is also rotating with whatever fresh seafood is in stock and whatever fresh produce is in season, so come be treated to a unique experience that changes by the week. Payment for service comes in the form of one (1) drawn image of Koby's duck, Abe Lincoln. No exceptions. No duck, no service.
DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES is open on TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, FRIDAY, AND SATURDAY with excepts and inclusions made for special occasions.
DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES is open on TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, FRIDAY, AND SATURDAY with excepts and inclusions made for special occasions.
FEATURES π¦ͺ
β¦ RESTAURANT
Lighting by shell shaped-sconces on the wall and candlelight, dark wood interior, plushly stuffed, if unmatched, sets of chairs and tabled sprawled in little clusters for intimate dining. Enjoy a high quality dining experience at Dead Men Tell No Tales through the seafood-forward menu, with Michelin star meals without the tiny serving size. A pirate dining adventure, but only for the highest paid, well established pirates, looking to spend a little of their treasure.
β¦ BAR
Be delighted by an exciting list of artisan cocktails, featuring exotic ingredients. The cups might not match, but the drinks served inside are always delicious. Try a wine tasting for those with a nuanced palate, or trial and error some experimental drinks currently in the works.
β¦ DART BOARD
Where piracy leads, competition follows, and there are the occasional uproarious, brutally competitive games that occur, despite the ambience. Play darts (current undefeated champion: Usopp), quarters, Liar's dice, or hop in on an improvised verse of a pirate shanty to show off your talent. The only reward, really, is bragging rights.
β¦ MURAL WALL
A constant work in progress, one wall of the restaurant that is regularly painted free hand, painted over, and painted again. Grab a paintbrush or a sponge and get artistic β if it's ugly, don't worry. It'll be gone in a few weeks.
β¦ DUCK COLLAGE
The cost of service, one drawn picture of a duck. Regardless of artistic talent, it gets hung up on the wall for all to see βΒ and there's starting to be a mighty impressive collection of ducks, big and small, artful and. Well. Interesting!
STAFF π¦
NAMI
β¦ money βΆ hostess
β¦ money βΆ hostess
SANJI
β¦ scone βΆ chef
β¦ scone βΆ chef
JINX
β¦ smudgy βΆ sous-chef
β¦ smudgy βΆ sous-chef
KOBY
β¦ kobes βΆ waitstaff
β¦ kobes βΆ waitstaff
CELLAR SPIDER
β¦ longlegs βΆ waitstaff
β¦ longlegs βΆ waitstaff
LAN SIZHUI
β¦ deferences βΆ waitstaff
β¦ deferences βΆ waitstaff
LAURALAE
β¦ raktas βΆ hunter
β¦ raktas βΆ hunter
TIM LAUGHLIN
β¦ holyposition βΆ bartender
β¦ holyposition βΆ bartender
EDDIE MUNSON
β¦ guitarpicks βΆ bartender
β¦ guitarpicks βΆ bartender
AUGUST MOREAU
β¦ dwelt βΆ bartender
β¦ dwelt βΆ bartender
NEON TETRA
β¦ duracells βΆ bartender
β¦ duracells βΆ bartender
SPIKE
β¦ chipped βΆ bus boy
β¦ chipped βΆ bus boy
SHANKS
β¦ redforce βΆ sommelier
β¦ redforce βΆ sommelier
VISUALS π
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β APPLICATIONS
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EXPERIENCE: plenty
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: bartender, but i can cook almost anything.
YOUR HOBBIES: cooking, reading, working out. i practice but that isn't a hobby.
FAVORITE THING ABOUT NAMI: i don't know her.
WHY SHOULD I HIRE YOU?: because i'm good at what i do.
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EXPERIENCE: as a bartender? none professionally, but i've lived in a house full of misfits for the last 8 years so i've probably made every drink imaginable at least once, either intentionally or by accident. you know, to cope. otherwise, i can learn quick and my memory is great.
ROLE YOU'RE APPLYING FOR: bartender.
YOUR HOBBIES: darts, philosophy, working out, taking notes.
FAVORITE THING ABOUT NAMI: is that a dish?
WHY SHOULD I HIRE YOU?: i'm named after a fish and this is mostly a seafood restaurant so at least i'm on brand? also i have nothing but time on my hands so i can work or fill in pretty much whenever. if you need a reference, cellar can vouch for me. we've worked together before.
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