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seriously? you're nothing like him. that guy was a piece of work. no offense. he was just angry about how fish people are treated. doesn't mean he was right for how he treated coco village, but that's usually how pirates are. like buggy and those people he had captive. or kuro with kaya.

none taken. he kept trying to train me as a marine!
but he's also very strong, and loves to eat steaks. and he protects his crews, so i am glad grandpa took koby under his wing.

i guess so. he was talking about it at baratie.
yuck, booger and kupo. at least we're good pirates.

i can't even imagine you as a marine. you'd have to start wearing shirts. like koby. with little ties on the collar. that's the best part of being a straw hat.

me neither, too many rules.
think i'd look good dressed as one?

yeah better that than putting on bad shows without popcorn.

(Forever mad at Buggy for that.)

( WELL..... )

i do, yeah. men in uniforms are hot. the popcorn was not the important part of that, luffy. i can't believe shanks and buggy have a history. yuck.

(The world would never survive a marine Luffy.)

they are??? wouldn't they be better out of them???

(Women are a mystery wtf.)

it was the important part. who puts on a show without food? shows they don't care a bit, even about their own show which they claimed was everything.

you think it was THAT kind of history??

sure, but a guy walking around naked is NOT hot. the whole point is it get them out of their clothes and steal their wallet. he had people chained up, so i'd say you're right about him not caring. plus they tied up zoro and put me in a cage. and don't forget him torturing you!!!! and ruining your hat. i do, yeah. at least shanks has never denied it.

but i don't have a wallet.

he didn't even have a lion either, what a liar.

no. no. no. why? i don't get it. (Luffy kind of, on some level, really does.) it can't be the nose.

then how am i supposed to rob you i don't know, maybe? people get hot over weird stuff sometimes. maybe shanks just likes clowns.

you can't have my hat. anything else is fair game, if you can get close enough. i have other things than a wallet.

like this bag of chips.

there's loads of clowns out there why'd it have to be that one? maybe he's normal looking under all that makeup.

i don’t want to steal a bag of chips. i want something good. keep looking. i kinda assumed the make up was attached like the nose i guess we could ask shanks.

( possibly nami owes him one session of listening to his forlorn clown romance story since he saved her or whatever )

just these chips. nothing else in my pockets unless you're gonna steal my butt.

wait. you think that nose comes off?
feel like my world just tilted.
not sure about asking shanks, what if he only has nice things to say?

i’m not sure how i’ll pull that one off to be honest no he was way too sensitive about his nose for it to just come off you’re right we should never ever ask shanks maybe he’ll find someone new to be weird about

can't wait to see you try :)

yeah, i won't lie, i'm a little curious about it.
he might get all romantic about it, i don't want the images in my head.
oh no they're there. i need to think about something else quick. steaks. burgers. bacon. so much bacon.
did you see how long buggy's hair was? must be a nightmare.

( — aha? )

don’t flirt with me if you don’t mean it luffy okay but is the gross part shanks or buggy i don’t know. they’re both

( tall. big, like zoro. handsome. probably super strong )

UGH NO

still can't wait to see you try :)

(See, Luffy would have said something else about flirting but Nami has now set them upon a journey they never wanted. Of thinking about Shanks and Buggy in less respectable terms....)

THANKS FOR THAT.
you weren't there, you didn't see booger without his coat. (Those arms. Stop.) gross, all gross. we need to find the sea so i can throw myself into it.