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green

( zoro color!!!! )

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lettuce it is!

(Wait, what?)

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( um...... )

lettuce for what?

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i'm making some lunch for us.

it'll be great.

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you're going to willingly eat lettuce?

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there was only tomatoes and lettuce in there. i was kind of hoping i could just close my eyes and pretend. where did all the meat go?? i don't remember eating all of it?? all the snacks in my closet have gone. and it was more sandwiches for everyone else than me as a captain i can go without. it's a sacrifice i am willing to make so my crew can eat. everyone needs to eat even when things are really weird and food makes brains work better that's a true fact and it will help us all out a lot. like a lot LOT. so. maybe?

(Yes, he is sitting cross-legged in the middle of the kitchen, lettuce to one side, rambling by text.)

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wow what a sacrifice

( ok luffy. u are cute!!!! )

maybe they're waiting on a delivery or something. anyway, i don't think anyone's starving, except maybe you? if you're really hungry i'm sure sanji can make something suspiciously good with limited ingredients.

( also just assuming luffy is blind and can't see whatever's in there. that sounds right. )

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i think they might have hid some things when they saw me. last time i took two large bowls of their trifle for usopp and me.

he can make things with just a lettuce you think?

(Sounds sus.)

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yeah that tracks

and tomatoes? that's a salad luffy
welcome to vegtables

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still not sure what flavor green jello is meant to be.

i thought that was just stuff that went on burgers? people eat that? on its own??

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lime probably
was it good?

yes ( EYEROLL!!!! ) not everyone can eat meat nonstop and maintain your figure
have you always eaten so much, or it is because of the gum gum fruit, you think?

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usopp thought it might be grape since grapes are green too. it was good but the red one was better.

i have a figure?
dunno, i ate the devil fruit ten years or so ago, i was just a kid. but there wasn't as much food to eat then as there is now.

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i guess it could’ve been apple too

skinny. skinny is your figure.
i’m gonna blame the fruit. ( possibly extremely belatedly — ) where do you come from anyway?

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i thought they were red?

now i need to know if i can put weight on or if i just expand.
me? windmill village. (Luffy just realising they've never really talked about histories or anything much.) let's see, you know my grandpa, i don't know about my parents, and that's about it. i didn't leave that island long before i ran into koby and then you guys at shells town.

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they can be green. you’ve never seen a green apple?

( luffy is Not having a brat summer it seems. )

it’s still hard to believe your grandpa is garp.
coco village for me. eventually arlong gave enough slack on my leash to let me run little errands for him. that’s how i ended up in shells town, trying to get the map. weird coincidence.

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i don't remember.

the people who know both of us keep saying we're really similar. still wasn't expecting him to throw canon balls at us though. maybe just the one, you know?

(Like that's totally normal!)

won't be seeing artung again, but his mistake was our gain in the end. the fact he did all that to begin with i don't think i will ever understand why. (Arlong...)

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seriously?
you're nothing like him. that guy was a piece of work.
no offense.

he was just angry about how fish people are treated. doesn't mean he was right for how he treated coco village, but that's usually how pirates are.
like buggy and those people he had captive. or kuro with kaya.

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none taken. he kept trying to train me as a marine!
but he's also very strong, and loves to eat steaks. and he protects his crews, so i am glad grandpa took koby under his wing.

i guess so. he was talking about it at baratie.
yuck, booger and kupo. at least we're good pirates.

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i can't even imagine you as a marine.
you'd have to start wearing shirts. like koby. with little ties on the collar.

that's the best part of being a straw hat.

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me neither, too many rules.
think i'd look good dressed as one?

yeah better that than putting on bad shows without popcorn.

(Forever mad at Buggy for that.)

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( WELL..... )

i do, yeah. men in uniforms are hot.

the popcorn was not the important part of that, luffy.
i can't believe shanks and buggy have a history. yuck.

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(The world would never survive a marine Luffy.)

they are??? wouldn't they be better out of them???

(Women are a mystery wtf.)

it was the important part. who puts on a show without food? shows they don't care a bit, even about their own show which they claimed was everything.

you think it was THAT kind of history??

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sure, but a guy walking around naked is NOT hot. the whole point is it get them out of their clothes and steal their wallet.

he had people chained up, so i'd say you're right about him not caring. plus they tied up zoro and put me in a cage.
and don't forget him torturing you!!!! and ruining your hat.

i do, yeah. at least shanks has never denied it.

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but i don't have a wallet.

he didn't even have a lion either, what a liar.

no. no. no. why? i don't get it. (Luffy kind of, on some level, really does.) it can't be the nose.

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then how am i supposed to rob you

i don't know, maybe?
people get hot over weird stuff sometimes. maybe shanks just likes clowns.